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Oh Puh-LEEZE!

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Couldn’t they come up with something better than this? Something less obvious?

Texas UFO Mystery Solved?

FORT WORTH (CBS) ― The mystery of the Stephenville, Texas UFOs might have been solved.

The Air Force Reserve said that on the night of January 8, ten F-16 fighter jets were conducting training flights in the area. Many of the suspected UFO sightings took place on that night.

Originally, the 301st Fighter Wing at the Naval Air Station Fort Worth Joint Reserve Base said none of its jets were in the area that night.

In a statement today, a Wing spokesman says they made a mistake and that jets were flying in the Stephenville area that evening, reported CBS station KTVT-TV in Dallas.

The Air Force no longer investigates UFOs.

When is the last time the military actually said, “Oops, we meant to say that we DID do it!”? Just sayin…