Oh yeah. End of the year means…IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER LIST! As your friendly neighborhood list-whore, here is my antidote for all those other end-of-the-year lists. Not that mine’s all that different except it comes in NOVEMBER instead the end of the year. So spank me. No really, spank me. Spank me hard, mama…
OUT: Gourmet & high-priced coffee shops
IN: Gourmet & high-priced tea shoppes
OUT: Designer dogs
IN: Mutts & Rescue dogs
OUT: “Birthers”
IN: Native Americans
OUT: Poseurs
IN: Truth
OUT: Denial
IN: Facts
OUT: Reality Shows
IN: Quality Programming
OUT: Lying Media
IN: Truth Journalism
OUT: Consumer Greed
IN: Sacrifice
OUT: Texting
IN: F2F Conversing
OUT: “Intelligent” Design
IN: Science
OUT: “Put a ring on it!”
IN: “Put a lid on it!”
OUT: Cigarettes
IN: Books
OUT: Action Films
IN: Dramatic Films
OUT: Unnecessary Drama
IN: Excitement
OUT: Goth/Emo
IN: Steampunk
OUT: Voting like Oprah
IN: Eating like Oprah
OUT: Executive compensation
IN: Executive castration
OUT: Destructivity
IN: Creativity
OUT: Ignorance
IN: Education
CHRISTIAN
